100 Questions to measure your Asian-ness [X] yes (Asian) [ ] no (not Asian)
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[x] Both of your parents are from Asia [x] You were born in Asia [] You use the term "Azn" [] You think DDR is cool [x] You watch anime [] You like Korean drama [] You have stuff hanging on your phone [x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race [x] You eat rice almost everyday [x] You drink lemon tea
X's so far: 6/10
[x] You style your hair [x] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster [x] You speak languages other than English [] Your parents are strict compared to others [] Your parents have high expectations of you [x] You always get A's/B's on your report [] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting [x] You know your multiplication table [x] You play badminton or table tennis [x] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge
X's so far: 13/20
[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship [x] You drive an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc) [x] You're not the only child [x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February [x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do [] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls [x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted [x] You can do the rubiks cube [x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house [x] You play video games
X's so far: 22/30
[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going n what time you'll be home. [x] You have karaoke at home [x] You have had heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK [] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times [] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house [] You own a gaming console [x] You play a musical instrument [x] You don't wear shoes in your house [x] You can use chopsticks [] You get nothing if you do well in school
X's so far: 28/40
[x] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day [x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod [] You don't like football [] You have a curfew [] You know what ulzzang/tb means [] You know what purikura is [x] You like bubble tea [x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come [x] You've played final fantasy [] You believe in fortune cookies
X's so far: 33/50
[] You know what bok choy is [] You've heard the song "Got rice?" [x] You have/had a tutor [] You've had pockys/yan yan before [x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" [x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it [x] You have tasted durian [x] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering [x] You have eaten dog or snake [x] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are
X's so far: 40/60
[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle" [] You have or have had a bowl cut [x] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids [] You eat everything with chopsticks [] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours [] You will be applying to an ivy league college [x] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone [x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast [] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT [] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV
X's so far: 44/70
[] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much [] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least [] You have had to wear hand-me-downs [] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free [] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal [x] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time [] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife" [] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein [] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it. [] You love hot pot
X's so far: 45/80
[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts [] Your parents are especially loud on the phone [x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant [x] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company [x] You give fruits as gifts [] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things [] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population [x] You have relatives in Canada [x] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you [x] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you
X's so far: 52/90
[] Every big event revolves around food [] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines [] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way [x] You try to save money on everything you buy [x]You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight [x] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia [x] School is always the number one priority in your family [] You care a lot about honor and saving face [] Your parents expect you to do everything right [x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking
